swaggedoutkillah:

Yeah It’s Cool. We’re Finally Going To Hangout and You Lie So You Can Hangout With Your Friends. It’s Cool, I Won’t Say Anything, Because When You Want To Hangout I’m Magically Going To Be Busy. And When You Text Me, I’m Magically Going To Be Busy As Well.

omfg :'(
  • Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
  • Boy: I know.
  • Girl: I love you!
  • Boy: I love you more!
  • *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
  • Girl: Where is he?
  • Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
  • Girl: (Starts crying)
  • Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
  • LMFAOROFL
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